French Curse Words: The Damn Near Complete Guide

French curse words are an essential part of the French language. They allow speakers to express emotions from frustration to rage. In fact, if you go to southern France, you’ll hear French swear words like they’re going out of style.

French curse words in Paris, French swear words

Paris may be France’s capital, but the global epicenter of French swear words is probably in the south of the country.

I took high school French, and I remember very clearly the day that a student asked Madame Cowles to teach us a few French swear words. Mon Dieu !

But instead of scolding my snickering classmate, our teacher began writing a few words on the board. Now this was an education that I could get behind!

Of course, the French swears that we learned that day lacked context. They were just words. I had no idea then a) how often French people actually swear and b) what sort of impact each particular gros mot has on the listener.

Two years of living in France, however, changed all that. It seemed like everyone around me was cursing—a casual merde from the lips of my host sister Audrey, a disgusted salaud from my neighbor Catherine, an abrasive enculé from my French roommate Thomas.

I wish I had owned an audio recorder when I lived in Paris. I feel like I could have hit “record” at any time during the day and I would have picked up a hodgepodge of French swear words.

French curse words, woman scared to say French swear words

So what are they? Well, a perfect list of French curse words would be hard to create, because when it comes to profanity, everyone draws the line at a different spot.

For example, zut isn’t really a swear word in French, even though you can find it on lists of French swear words and you can say it in annoyance or disappointment. It’s the equivalent of “darn” and sits meekly at the tame end of the Spectrum of French Curse Words.

Below are words that French people actually use; I’ve also given the situations in which they use them.

Use the links below to jump right to your swear word of choice, find out how to pronounce each word or phrase, and then listen to a string of French swears.

Enjoy!

A List of French Curse Words for the Discerning Swearer

  1. merde
  2. putain
  3. fils de pute
  4. foutre
  5. baiser
  6. [ça me] fait chier
  7. bordel
  8. salaud / salope
  9. enculé
  10. [ferme] ta gueule
  11. More French swears

merde

If you go to France, then I’ll bet you 10 euros that you hear merde (“shit”) from someone in the first 24 hours.

It might be a French guy sitting in the row behind you on the métro. Or maybe the pedestrian pointing at all the merde that the dogs leave on the sidewalk (and that very few dog owners pick up). It could even be a shopkeeper talking to an employee under her breath before she knows you’re there.

The word merde is both a noun and an exclamation, and it’s used almost twice as much in French writing as putain, which is no. 2 by frequency in the corpus of French swear words. (The same is true for English, by the way: “shit” is about twice as common in writing as “fuck.”)

 

French curse words by relative frequency, French swear words comparison

The word merde reigns supreme among French curse words. (Click to enlarge.)

The French exclaim merde in so many different situations. Here are a few:

  • “I stubbed my toe.”
  • “The other team just scored a goal.”
  • “I’m really sorry to hear that your dad has cancer.” (With this last one, the speaker would say it quietly, with empathy, and really draw it out, sometimes turning it into a two-syllable word: MAIR-duh.)

In fact, in some situations, merde comes out so easily (and no one bats an eye) that it almost comes across as “damn.” And although merde means “shit,” its verb form, emmerder, doesn’t mean “to shit.”

One outdated but very colorful way to say in French that someone is old is to say that he has chié les trois quarts de sa merde (literally, he has “shit three quarters of his shit”). I guess “he’s in the autumn of his life” just wasn’t strong enough…

putain

If you need a stronger word than merde, then you can always use putain (“fuck”). The word was originally an offensive term for “prostitute”—i.e., “whore.”

Today, though, we hear it mostly as an exclamation: Putain, c’est cher ! (“Fuck, that’s expensive!”)

So if it’s not a verb, then how do the French talk about the act of, you know… ? Well, there are actually two verbs for “fuck”: foutre and baiser .

One classic swearing formula that you’ll hear in French is putain + de + [noun], which translates as “fucking [noun].” Now let’s fill in the blank!

  • Putain de merde ! (“Fucking shit!”)
  • Ce putain d’embouteillage ! (“This fucking traffic jam!”)
  • Putain de temps ! (“Fucking weather!”)
  • Ce putain d’ordinateur ! (“This fucking computer!”)

In the south of France, putain is almost a filler word: Eh, tu viens, putain ?  (Here, the speaker isn’t referring to the listener; instead, it’s just a sentence tag.)

fils de pute

Fils de pute is incredibly vulgar, if a bit dated, and sits at the other end of the spectrum (probably scowling, spitting, and grabbing its crotch). It means “son of a bitch,” but you hear it much less in French than “son of a bitch” in English. In fact, in terms of harshness, it’s closer to “motherfucker.”

For a start, pute means “whore,” so already it’s a nastier insult than its English cousin. In addition, the French don’t usually use fils de pute as an exclamation of disgust or annoyance, which is one way that English speakers often use “son of a bitch.”

Instead, they reserve it for people—that is, you might call someone a fils de pute, but you wouldn’t scream it if you dropped an anvil on your foot.

French curse words, French swear words: pute and "son of a whore"

French Swear Words 101: In French, a fils de pute is, literally, a “son of a whore.”

Again, though, just because you can call someone a fils de pute doesn’t mean that you should. My French friends warned me against trotting this one out casually—it’s extremely insulting.

No one language has a monopoly on the image of a man being the son of a prostitute. For example, consider all of the following: hijo de puta (Spanish), figlio di puttana (Italian), filho da puta (Portuguese), and Hurensohn (German).

foutre

Foutre is interesting. It’s a verb that comes in a few different flavors. For example, an angry Frenchman might say Va te faire foutre ! (“Go fuck yourself!”). Later, in a calmer moment, he might use an expression with the same word, such as Je m’en fous, which is both tamer and more common.

I always heard French speakers use Je m’en fous in situations where I would say “I don’t care” in English. However, it’s definitely stronger than “I don’t care,” closer to “I don’t give a damn/shit.”

Je m’en fous is a good example of why word-for-word translation doesn’t work. It can mean “I don’t give a rat’s ass,” but nowhere in the phrase will you find any mention of a rat or his ass.

baiser

Of all the French curse words out there, I think baiser might be the trickiest for English speakers. Much to their chagrin (delight?), baiser can mean either “kiss” or “fuck,” depending on context.

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The tame meaning of baiser.

For example, when Maupassant writes la baisant sur le museau, he’s talking about a dog being kissed on its muzzle. But a drunken, lecherous 20-something mumbling J’ai envie de baiser to a woman he’s trying to pick up in a bar may be on the receiving end of a well-deserved slap to the face.

If you’re worried about accidentally saying “fuck” when all you mean is “kiss,” then skip baiser entirely. Use bise or bisou instead to mean “a kiss.”

[ça me] fait chier

Literally “That makes me shit,” this expression always made me laugh. French speakers often shorten the entire phrase Ça me fait chier ! to simply Fait chier ! But I don’t begrudge them this economy of words. I mean, if you have to shit, you don’t have time to say extra words…

So what does it mean? It’s an expression of annoyance, akin to “What a pain in the ass!” or “This sucks!”

This swear is often paired with putain and merde to create the colorful Putain merde fait chier ! Note: I’ve never heard this used ironically or for a laugh. If you hear this, then you know the speaker is upset.

Mad at someone? Try Tu me fais chier ! (“You’re pissing me off!)—or, to tone it down, Tu me fais suer (“You’re bugging me,” literally “You’re making me sweat.”)

bordel

Is “bordello” a bad word? No, but it’s helpful to think of how “whorehouse” sounds to your English ears. (Nastier than “bordello,” huh?)

So why am I including bordel in a post about French curse words? Because the French use it when they’re angry or disgusted. In addition, bordel figures in a few key French swears.

  • C’est le bordel ici ! (“What a goddamn mess!” / “What a shithole this is!”)
  • Bordel de merde ! (“Goddammit!”) Interestingly, you can’t find Dieu (“God”) anywhere in this phrase, but most French swear words don’t have a perfect one-to-one correspondence that always holds true. Keep that in mind as you consider the following:
  • Putain de bordel de merde ! Even though I wrote earlier that putain de translates as “fucking,” you can’t say “fucking goddammit” in English, and you can’t use the word-for-word “Fucking whorehouse of shit!” (Well, you can, but you’ll get a lot of funny looks.) Instead, think of this as something like “Holy fucking shit!” or “Jesus fucking Christ!” (Funny, I always thought Jesus’s middle name was H.)

The word bordel came to French via the Zarphatic (i.e., Judeo-French) word bodel, meaning “hut” or “house.”

salaud / salope

Is there a bastard, asshole, or son of a bitch in your life? Then you may have a salaud on your hands! Just like the English equivalents, the French word salaud is reserved for men. (In fact, have you ever heard a woman get called an asshole? I guess we men have a corner on the asshole market…)

Salope is one of those French curse words that is harsher than its for-men-only counterpart. I say this because there’s a sexual connotation to this one. Sure, you might mean “bitch” when you say salope, but “whore” and “slut” are also possible meanings. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

If you know anything about French word endings, then you know that feminine words often add an e to their masculine counterparts—for example, petit vs. petite. So what’s going on with salaud and salope? Even though you might think that the feminine form should be salaude, the word salaud (the d is silent) actually used to be salop (the p is silent).

enculé

Okay, this one ought to have a star next to it, because it’s vulgar—very vulgar. But then again, so is the phrase “to fuck [someone] in the ass,” which is what enculer means.

Did another driver just cut you off in traffic? Enculé ! Did you just find out that your boyfriend cheated on you? Quel enculé !

I find this usage interesting because I can’t imagine an English speaker ever yelling “You buttfucked person / buttfuckee” at the top of his lungs…

The best real-life example I can share involving enculé is the time that I was on le périphérique, the highway that encircles Paris, with my French friend Thomas (pronounced toh-MAH).

It was a parking lot—nobody was moving and Thomas was doing his level best to keep the road rage under wraps. But I could tell that he was getting more and more frustrated.

Finally, he couldn’t stand it any longer and yelled out, Allez ! On prends le train ou on s’encule !?!, which made me laugh out loud.

But you’d be hysterical, too, if your driver screamed, “C’mon! Are we going to take the train or stand around buttfucking each other?” (Thomas, you have no idea how much mileage I’ve gotten out of this story over the years…)

An enculé, literally, is “one who has been assfucked.” (Betcha didn’t learn that one in high school French!)

[ferme] ta gueule

Of all the French curse words that you can direct at another person, this one doesn’t seem that bad on its face. But when you consider that gueule is an animal’s mouth (or “muzzle” or “maw”), you can understand why it’s insulting.

It’s also short for Ferme ta gueule, an extremely rude way of telling someone to shut up. Again, we can’t translate it word for word, because “Shut your mouth-of-an-animal!” just sounds ridiculous. Instead, it’s somewhere in between “Shut up!” and “Shut your fuckin’ mouth!”

If ta gueule isn’t strong enough for you, then try this one on for size: Ferme ta grosse gueule ! (Be careful, though—saying that the other person has a fat fuckin’ mouth is no way to win friends and influence people. )

French curse words, French swear words: gueule

Literally, a gueule is the mouth of an animal, so saying Ferme ta gueule ! to someone is very rude. (You know, that whole debasing thing.)

Aren’t There More French Curse Words?

Mais oui ! If I had included too many more, though, this post would have ballooned to book-length.

But lest you leave disappointed, here are a few more French swear words for your repertoire:

con / conne

Of all French curse words, con might have the greatest range. At the tame end, it’s used to signal disappointment or regret: C’est con que tu peux pas venir ! (“It’s too bad that you can’t come!”)

At the opposite end of the spectrum, it’s a crude (if outmoded) term for “vagina.” Think “pussy,” “twat,” or even “cunt.” (That last one may shock Americans, but it’s not uncommon in British usage.)

But when you call someone a con, you’re commenting on their intelligence—for example, a French driver who’s annoyed at the bone-headed move of another motorist might yell, Quel con, celui-là ! It’s akin to “What a fuckin’ idiot!” or “What the hell is he doing?!?”

Con can be a playful term, though, too. Has your friend just told a dad joke? T’es vraiment con, quand même would fit nicely.

Annoyed at yourself? Then try Quel con (if you’re a man) or Quel conne (if you’re a woman), which is like saying, “I’m so frickin’ stupid !”

French curse words, French swear words: con

“Mais quel con !”

connard / connasse

Closer to the vulgar end of the spectrum than con and conne, connard and connasse are words that pack a punch. They’re dishes of resentment and negative judgment, perhaps served with a side of jealousy.

For example, high school students might badmouth their teacher (the one who everyone hates) by calling him a connard.

In addition, a recently dumped teenage girl might see her ex with a new girlfriend and, seething with jealous rage, call her a connasse (think “slut” or “whore”).

enfoiré

This is a harsher version of a “jerk,” closer to “asshole.”

The comic Coluche, who was one of the first to use French curse words for laughs in his routines (Quel enfoiré ! was a catchphrase of his), founded an organization in 1985 to help the needy. Each year a group of celebrities and comics holds a concert to raise money for Restaurants du Cœur. They go by the name Les Enfoirés

emmerder

Emmerder is a verb that comes from merde, but it doesn’t mean literally “to shit.” Instead, it means “to bore,” “to bug,” or “to piss off,” depending on context.

  • Je m’emmerde ! (“I’m so fuckin’ bored.” / “I’m bored shitless.”)
  • Tu m’emmerdes ! (“You’re really pissing me off!”)
  • T’es vraiment emmerdant, toi ! (“You’re a real pain in the ass!”)

pétasse

The term pétasse is sexual, an insult akin to “skank” (American) or “tart” (British). In addition, it’s interchangeable with connasse. (Isn’t is great to have options in life?)

trou du cul

We’ve already seen a few “asshole” equivalents among French curse words, but this is the real deal. That is, it literally means “asshole” but, like in English, it can apply to people: C’est vraiment un trou de cul, celui-là ! (“That guy’s a real asshole!”)

If you’re running short on time while you’re insulting someone, you can shorten this one to trou duc’.

couillon

A lexical spinoff of couille (“ball,” as in “testicle”), couillon is a funny one, but I don’t mean in the middle-school-boy “balls are funny” kind of way. I mean funny-interesting.

In the north of France, people may say couillon, but it’s vulgar, something like “asshole” in the U.S. or “wanker” in the UK.

However, in the south of France, where swearing is as natural as breathing, a man might say it casually—affectionately, even—to a friend or acquaintance.

You might hear it from guys playing a game of pétanque: Hé, couillon, c’est à toi !

Imagine calling up your buddy and saying, “Hey, douchebag, wanna grab a beer later?” That’s couillon.

36 Seconds of Swearing: A String of French Curse Words

If you’ve ever wanted to hear a string of French profanity, then you’re in luck! French native (and friend of RedLine) Gaëlle Thibault graciously offered to rattle off a few crude remarks, nasty insults, and vulgar expressions for us (transcript here). Merci, Gaëlle !

Thanks to Anna Mason for her help reviewing this post.

Source:
Dictionnaire de l’argot français et de ses origines. Colin, Jean-Paul, and Jean-Pierre Mével. Larousse. 1990.

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